i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)
(via simplymegwam)
| guard: | oh here come the faggots |
| guard: | why are they so skinny |
| guard: | do not jump into the crowd i don't want to grab your crack |
| guards: | why are there 12 year old girls throwing bras on the stage |
| guards: | what am i doing with my life |
| me: | *has new shows i want to watch* |
| me: | let's rewatch this cancelled show for the sixth time |
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
(via ryanandchad)